Dan "Mr. Smiley" Hull
Why nickname him "Mr. Smley"? Well, I'll tell you why. He's like that guy on tv who could chat with you about
trains, sweaters and feeding fish while telling you you're special. What was his name? It doesn't matter. You'll be too dizzy after he's
roundhouse kicked your lights out while drinking Rooibos Tea without spilling a drop, and then he'll serve you at the local chinese restaurant as the main entree. You
want him to want you in his neighborhood.
Education
- Certificate, Nut cracking maps, University of North Alabama
- B.S. Roughing up drummer boys, University of North Alabama
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